Eating literally makes you nauseous now.

You can only drink water because there’s no way anything else has no calories.

You know exactly how many calories you’ve eaten at any point during the day.

You sell your friends on healthier foods by reciting number of calories by heart and explaining how low it is (even though they don’t care at all), when you yourself haven’t eaten that product in at least 3 months because 120 calories is more than half of your daily allowance.

You love to cook for people but will never touch the food you make.

You try and convince other people to eat foods you want so that you can watch them and then ask them how it was.

You eat the whole Jello not because you want it, but because you already counted all ten calories so you’re sure as hell going to eat them all!

Everyone thinks you have massive food allergies (lactose intolerant, can’t eat gluten, bread, potatoes or other high cal foods make you sick), and/or that you are a strict vegan or vegetarian.

You start every morning with a cup of green tea to boost your metabolism.

You spice up all your foods so you burn more cals.

You drink a capful of Apple Cider Vinegar in water every day to boost your metabolism.

Extra points if you do all three and get super stressed out when you can’t, don’t have time, or aren’t allowed.

You’re freaking out because you don’t have a scale so you’re eating less than you ever have because you’ve obviously gained weight in the last 2 hours.

You use more time washing dishes than eating out of them (example…I used 3 dishes to eat ¼ cup of veggies… one to microwave, one to measure, and one to eat off of. Necessary? No. I just like to waste time when I’m supposed to be eating.)

You eat like a bird or not at all during the day only to binge/purge occasionally at night when no one can watch you pig out.

You only buy healthy foods because you’re terrified of the calories but you’ll eat all the grapes, hard boiled eggs, and lettuce in your home in one night.

You feel like you aren’t even good at having an ED.

Feel free to add your own! I got bored during my lunch break and this is what I came up with so far. :-P

You volunteer for surgical procedures so that you get to fast for days.
You spend 45 minutes in the shop when all your buying is bread! (you have to read the nutritional info on every brand of bread)
You know where every toilet is in a 10 mile radius.
You realise the only people you confide in are your friends from anabones.
You love doing house work, and always keep busy because that means you will lose more weight.
You jump on the scales after even handeling food.
You start signing up for football or tennis classes at school/college even though everybody knows you hate sports.
You have a morbid fascination with overweight people.
You start walking your neighbours dog after you walk your own dog.

You eat things you hate or dislike, but won’t touch the things you love to eat.
You go out with multiple friends, one right after the other so you can tell group 1 you have dinner plans with group 2, while simultaneously telling group 2 you already ate with group 1.
You nap to avoid eating.